| HAL9000 ("Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L....") |  | mmstick | |
| Henry Baran ("Hi everyone... My name is Henry and I am a 65 year old, retired computer professional. By...") | devildan ("Middle Aged, Punk Rockin' U.S. Sailor that has a knack for science and for a good fight....") | ||
| Monster ("My name is Ryan, i'm form Houston, Texas. I'm currently studding at the University of...") | Hector Torres ("I am a doctoral grad student who is always on the computer conducting research but since I...") | ||
 | Pembo ("I like physics, astronomy, and pretty much anything on a computer. I have a cat. I enjoy...") |  | juliana ("professional internet weirdo in seattle") |
 | Thurlow Farnsworth ("Originally from Oregon/California, but in the South for the last 61 years, mostly in...") | Gone Boincers ("I live in the southern U.S. where hot summers preclude crunching without a huge A/C...") |
