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Send message Joined: 2 Nov 10 Posts: 731 Credit: 131,536,342 RAC: 0 |
Ok, I have sent it to you as well ..... :-P Thanks. |
Send message Joined: 20 Sep 08 Posts: 1391 Credit: 203,563,566 RAC: 0 |
Bump ...... Don't drink water, that's the stuff that rusts pipes |
Send message Joined: 24 Aug 10 Posts: 181 Credit: 83,101,286 RAC: 0 |
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Send message Joined: 20 Sep 08 Posts: 1391 Credit: 203,563,566 RAC: 0 |
! p m u B Don't drink water, that's the stuff that rusts pipes |
Send message Joined: 20 Sep 08 Posts: 1391 Credit: 203,563,566 RAC: 0 |
B U M P ! Don't drink water, that's the stuff that rusts pipes |
Send message Joined: 24 Aug 10 Posts: 181 Credit: 83,101,286 RAC: 0 |
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Send message Joined: 20 Sep 08 Posts: 1391 Credit: 203,563,566 RAC: 0 |
Jeepers creepers there is actually life out there ...... Hello We are planet earth 3rd planet of the Sol system We bring you greetings We have sadly lost touch with our own kind Have you seen any of them? Don't drink water, that's the stuff that rusts pipes |
Send message Joined: 20 Sep 08 Posts: 1391 Credit: 203,563,566 RAC: 0 |
Nope my mistake, jut a momentary blip on the radar scope. Back to defcon 3. Don't drink water, that's the stuff that rusts pipes |
Send message Joined: 24 Aug 10 Posts: 181 Credit: 83,101,286 RAC: 0 |
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Send message Joined: 30 Sep 09 Posts: 211 Credit: 36,977,315 RAC: 0 |
Maybe you'd like to discuss how to serve a spammer coffee. First, get an extra large cup. Then fill it with hot black coffee. Then strap a spammer to a frame, lower the frame into the coffee neck deep, and turn on a motor for using the frame and spammer to stir the coffee. Have assorted sweeteners and creamers ready, each already at least as hot as the coffee, in case the spammer wants any. Also have some oleoresin capsicum already at least as hot as the coffee - enough of it to leave the spammer upper lip deep. Add it if the spammer complains of feeling cold in the coffee or starts using profanity. http://www.ehow.com/facts_5121319_oleoresin-capsicum.html Nearby, have a cage full of carrion-eating birds (buzzards, vultures, and so on) in the treetop level of the cage, with more spammers underneath. Also have an area in the lower part of the cage blocked off for feeding the birds. If the spammer shows clear signs of being ready for the birds, put the spammer in the feeding area and wait for the birds to notice. Note that oleoresin capsicum doesn't bother the birds after it cools enough - they don't feel the pepper flavor from it and it actually improves their health. Watch for signs of whether the birds dislike spammers as much as you do, though. |
Send message Joined: 20 Sep 08 Posts: 1391 Credit: 203,563,566 RAC: 0 |
Splutter splutter, no sugar! ;-) Don't drink water, that's the stuff that rusts pipes |
Send message Joined: 30 Sep 09 Posts: 211 Credit: 36,977,315 RAC: 0 |
If you have time before serving the spammer coffee, sing the Happy Birthday song for the spammer. Except substitute "Death" for all occurrences of "Birth". |
Send message Joined: 20 Sep 08 Posts: 1391 Credit: 203,563,566 RAC: 0 |
Don't drink water, that's the stuff that rusts pipes |
Send message Joined: 30 Sep 09 Posts: 211 Credit: 36,977,315 RAC: 0 |
Remember the good old days when Spam only came in a can? |
Send message Joined: 24 Aug 10 Posts: 181 Credit: 83,101,286 RAC: 0 |
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Send message Joined: 13 Mar 08 Posts: 804 Credit: 26,380,161 RAC: 0 |
Win... |
Send message Joined: 30 Sep 09 Posts: 211 Credit: 36,977,315 RAC: 0 |
I've thought of having spammers canned so that zoos can build up an emergency supply of food for their carnivorous animals. But I'd expect some zoos to object, saying that spammers might smell too much like humans to the animals, and encourage them to go after humans if they escape. |
Send message Joined: 13 Mar 08 Posts: 804 Credit: 26,380,161 RAC: 0 |
Winning while trying to scratch up $2,000 more to ease up my financing on my new vehicle... |
Send message Joined: 24 Aug 10 Posts: 181 Credit: 83,101,286 RAC: 0 |
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Send message Joined: 30 Sep 09 Posts: 211 Credit: 36,977,315 RAC: 0 |
Sell some GPUs! XD If he has enough to sell. |
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